How do you make that birthday, anniversary, proposal, or ordinary day the very best ever?
A GOAT GRAM!
Like a dream come true, one of our youngster goats (Sonny or Ettie, born at the beginning of June) will show up at the home or workplace of the ‘gram’ recipient for lots of hugs and fun times. We will also deliver a homemade personal “best pie ever’ apple pie (6” - not vegetarian) & homemade vanilla ice cream, along with a personalized note (if you wish!). Why pie? Well, yours truly has literally written a published article on how pie is the ultimate representation of love, so how could we not include pie in making our gram the G.O.A.T.?! The lucky Goat Gram recipient enjoys cuddling, playing, feeding, and taking photos with a cutie pie goat for a 30 minute visit. Pie & ice cream can be enjoyed anytime you wish, of course! We offer goat grams to any location within a 25 minutes of Three Pines Farm.
Where do you deliver Goat Grams?
Within 25 minutes (~15 miles) of Three Pines Farm.
Please, no dogs are allowed to meet our goat. Also, make sure the person you are sending the goat gram to is around and available when the surprise visit is going to take place. Please don’t feed the goat any human food, and please don’t allow them to nibble on fingers or hair.
How old are the goats?
Sonny (boy) was born June 1, and Ettie (girl) was born June 2, 2019.
Can we feed the goat?
A little goat feed will be brought along so you can enjoy feeding her or him.
Can we hold the goat?
Of course! They are very friendly and love humans! Sonny or Ettie will be on a leash, so you can go for a little walk too. If you have a fenced in outdoor area, that would be an ideal place to play with the goat.
Any preparations needed?
We’d appreciate if make sure there’s no food or precious plants at goat level, or any other small items that they could eat. Wearing clothes you don’t mind getting nibbled on is recommended.
Are the goats potty trained?
No, goats are farm animals and not easy to potty train. Accidents can happen. We will bring cleaning supplies, but keeping the goats on hard surface flooring or outdoors is a good idea.
Any space requirements?
As mentioned in the last answer, our goats are not fully potty trained, so a quiet outdoor environment or hard surface flooring for easy clean up indoors is required.
How do I schedule a Goat Gram?
Text Kara at 319-404-2942 or email at email@example.com. Bookings are responded to in the order they are received. Please be aware it may take a day or two for you to receive a reply. If you text, please provide an email address to allow Kara to contact you off hours. Once you have an agreed upon date & time, pop back here to register for your Goat Gram. You must pay for your Goat Gram in full and in advance. Thank you!
What is the refund policy?
No refunds - EXCEPT - if Three Pines Farm has to cancel for any reason, we will alert you ASAP (please provide a good phone number to reach you) and issue a full refund.
Every Goat Gram helps support Goats Give, our program providing goat therapy visits at no cost to local senior living establishments.